let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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