redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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