if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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