how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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