1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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