I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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