Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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