so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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