small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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