fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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