This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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