I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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