Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she pinky promised me she was 18
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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