I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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