Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I am midnight drunk by noon
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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