dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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