I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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