im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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