Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
