he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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