Sry I called you an 8
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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