I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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