I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Are we still banned from the library?
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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