No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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