My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i think my mom watched the whole time
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Is that strawberry winking at me??
that may or may not have been my penis.
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