This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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