You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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