I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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