Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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