If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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