Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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