I just cut my nipple shaving
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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