I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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