Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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