bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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