Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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