Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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