I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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