My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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