Need sex. Gaining weight.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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