Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
