I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
