when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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