One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Boobs are out for the taking
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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