I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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