dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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