I hate all girls vehemently.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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