Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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