i would punch a child for taco bell
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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