I think my vagina is haunted
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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