i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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