You're so nebulous sometimes
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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