dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
