So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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