Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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